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Series Nº 16657 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Gambler

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

gam·bler (n.):
a person who knows that the odds are stacked against them, but still thinks that they’re going to win.

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Series Nº 16656 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Financial Institution

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

fi·nan·cial in·sti·tu·tion (n.):
a middle-class casino.

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Series Nº 16655 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Investment Adviser

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

in·vest·ment ad·vis·er (n.):
a professional gambler.

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