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Series Nº 16655 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Investment Adviser

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in·vest·ment ad·vis·er (n.):
a professional gambler.

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Series Nº 16654 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Banker

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bank·er (n.):
a professional gambler.

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Series Nº 16653 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Bureaucrat

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bu·reau·crat (n.):
a professional (but essential) killjoy.

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Series Nº 16645 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Advertiser

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ad·ver·tis·er (n.):
1. a professional liar;
2. a pathological liar who has worked out how to make money from the skill.

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Series Nº 16242 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Advertising

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

ad·ver·tis·ing (n.):
1. creative lying;
2. professional lying.

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