Posts tagged lazy
Series Nº 16885 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Apathy

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

ap·a·thy (n.):
1. ‹definition goes here.›;
2. Hmmm… uhhh… …….

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Series Nº 16879 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – tl;dr

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

t·l;d·r (abbr.):
1. a term for people too lazy to find out what it means;
2. a term for people too lazy to….

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Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, tl dr, tldr, too long didn't read, lazy, long, read
Series Nº 16686 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Internet

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

in·ter·net (n.):
1. a virtual world where the misinterpretation of a single statement can ruin your entire life;
2. a method of writing for those too lazy to write.

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Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, internet, lazy, misinterpret, real, ruin, virtual
Series Nº 16685 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Word Processor

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

word pro·ces·sor (n.):
a typewriter for those too lazy to make mistakes.

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Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, word processor, lazy, pen, typewriter, write, writing
Series Nº 16684 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Typewriter

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

type·writ·er (n.):
a method of writing for those too lazy to use a pen.

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Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, typewriter, lazy, pen, word processor, write, writing
Series Nº 16683 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Pen

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

pen (n.):
a method of writing for those too lazy to use a quill and ink.

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Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, pen, lazy, pencil, quill, write, writing