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Series Nº 16688 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Money

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mon·ey (n.):
a substance so addictive that it’ll cause you to say and do things that you wouldn’t believe.

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Series Nº 16271 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Insurance

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in·sur·ance (n.):
you pay us repeatedly now for the privilege of denying your claim later.

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Series Nº 16265 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Communism

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com·mu·nism (n.):
an economic system preferred by people who don’t like overachievers.

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Series Nº 16264 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Capitalism

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cap·i·tal·ism (n.):
an economic system preferred by wealthy people.

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