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Series Nº 16674 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Hedge Fund

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hedge fund (n.):
a convenient way for rich people to cheat the rest of the market.

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Series Nº 16265 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Communism

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com·mu·nism (n.):
an economic system preferred by people who don’t like overachievers.

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Series Nº 16264 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Capitalism

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

cap·i·tal·ism (n.):
an economic system preferred by wealthy people.

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